The Rules of EtiamTata

The Rules of EtiamTata are dynamic and reflect the ever-changing state of the Tatian way of life. These rules are different from The Sins of Tatianism, which can be found here.

Rules

Register your family with EtiamTata.
Confess your sins to your leader.
Clean your ears every day.
Do not partake in any activity that may result in the creation of dust.
Do not leave your leader on read.
Do not joke about breaking a Rule or sinning.
Do not steal from EtiamTata.
Do not disobey your leader.
Do not make eye contact with your leader.
Do not lie to your leader.

Expectations

Expectations of EtiamTata are not Rules or Sins, but should still be followed.

Avoid friendships with those who are not members of EtiamTata.
Advertise that you are a "Proud member of @etiamtata" on social media.

Rule violations may be punishable by fines or other methods of correction, and will be noted on your Tatian Criminal Record.

*As local, state, and federal law allows.